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Feb 5, 2015 / 349,165 notes

tehhufflepuffcompanion:

stormhornets:

who let me adult
I can’t adult

My mom did not sign this permission slip

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Feb 5, 2015 / 684,331 notes

verrvain:

Do u ever feel so ugly all u wanna do is go home

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Feb 5, 2015 / 553,082 notes

bagmilk:

mom can i borrow money to buy you a present

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Feb 5, 2015 / 546,043 notes

dontyouever-giveup:

dontyouever-giveup:

i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.

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PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE THERE YOU GO.

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Feb 5, 2015 / 433,808 notes

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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Feb 5, 2015 / 367,397 notes

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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Dead people receive more flowers than the living ones because the regret is stronger than gratitude.

Anne Frank’s Diary (via funeralfaerie)

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Feb 5, 2015 / 1,038,268 notes
Don’t ask me why
I came down to the water’s edge—
hell, I was young, and I thought
I knew life, I thought I could
hold the darkness the way a man
holds a cup of coffee before
he wakens,
Philip Levine, from “Here and Now,” Poetry (September 1977)

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savagesia:

i just want some head

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