who let me adult
I can’t adultMy mom did not sign this permission slip
(via oysternuggets)
i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
PEOPLE WERE ASKING FOR AN UPDATE THERE YOU GO.
(via skyy-skyy)
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
(via scatteredly)
plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner
(via idbeahurricane)
fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated
(via forthelions)